Best security system in the world.
I’ve been bitten by one of these things before. If one ever approaches you for food, do NOT let your thumb (or any other fingers) stick out separately from your hand — it will think you are the food.
Uh oh! Mel's Here.
When I'm around, peace and quiet are rarely an option. ;) It's time to kick off your shoes, prop up your feet, open a beverage of your choice, and relax. OR...be the big kid at heart that you are and let go of life's trivial commodities and enjoy the little things. For me, blogging is one of those things. So I hope you enjoy what you see! Come back often, won't you? :-)
Take heed.
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
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THIIIIS! Best Harry Potter post I’ve seen yet.
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There was another big win for gay marriage today, as the Defense of Marriage Act was ruled unconstitutional by a Federal appeals court: http://nyr.kr/LKJ8mS
YEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! BEST NEWS I’VE HEARD OF ALL DAY!
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WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
spoiler alert every flavour is grape
TEREZI OMFG
WHY IS TEREZI FMKGDKFGJSODKG
This would not work well for me if one of the bags happened to be all cherry.
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yes because knowing three out of the five main characters in the most popular movie in america makes you a nerd????
I think it’s awesome that with everything else on his plate, President Obama still takes the time to relate to the rest of us. It shows that he’s a human being just like everyone else. :)
LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.
This has got to be one of the BEST covers I’ve ever seen/listened to!!! Fantastic job Noah! *runs to his YouTube channel to watch more*
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That’s right, it’s a 38 foot wide human transmutation circle! Took four hours and two buckets of chalk, completed by me and my two buddies in my cul-de-sac. Covered in chalk and asphalt from head to toe, and neighbors may or may not think we are satan worshippers. Worth it? I think yes.
wow all that chalk must have
cost you
an arm
and
a
leg
*FalconWriter…
So, yeah. I want one of these. And I’d be happy to be your neighbor if I had one in my cul-de-sac!
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What a beautiful animal!
(I’m referring to the tiger, although the guy hugging it is a fine specimen as well. I hope my boyfriend doesn’t see this post LOL)
Anyway…
CAN I HUG THIS TIGER? PRETTY PLEASE WITH A SLAB OF STEAK ON TOP?
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